captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

(via robert-downey-jesus)

  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

(via its-from-long-island)

i describe my dream girl as really really vague.

(via liamdryden)

dreadpiratekhan:

shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

headcanon accepted

dreadpiratekhan:

shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

headcanon accepted

(via liamdryden)

poilcebox:

Orange is the New Black: a summary

(via nathanpetrellis)

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

(via moriarty)

meladoodle:

breakdalaw95:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

wat is the grass supposed to do about it

oh yes grass run for your lives

(via takemetofillory)

lacigreen:

Urgent new video: Sam Pepper Exposed

Here are the disturbing unheard stories happening behind closed doors, other YouTube offenders to watch out for, and what we can do about it.

Trude, 18 from Northern Norway.


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